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Gun Hysteria: Oregon police called to disarm cat with ‘assault rifle’

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By Dr. Eowyn

This would be a Tuesday Funny post, it the matter weren’t so ridiculous and distressing.

The Parkland school shooting and the March For Our Lives protests — the DC permit for which, strangely, has different application and issue dates — has whipped up Americans into a gun-control hysteria. As an example, police were called to a high school in Oberlin, Louisiana, because some students thought the square-root symbol resembles a gun.

But a year before March For Our Lives, Oregonians had already gone loopy over imagined assault weapons.

On April 25, 2017, Oregon’s Newport Police Department received a report of a cat in a tree armed with an assault rifle.

I kid you not.

The Newport Police posted about it on their Facebook page:

Reports of an armed cat this morning were unfounded. The feline was contacted by our canine and was determined to be in…

Posted by Newport Oregon Police Department on Tuesday, April 25, 2017

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H/t FOTM‘s Anon

~Eowyn

Republished with permission Fellowship of the Minds

 

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  1. LOLOLOLOLO That’s the best one I’ve seen yet.

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